Take me to the candy shop

Story of the day: Kindergarten girl pole dances in classroom.

Other disruptive behaviors: Refuses to work with other girls. Will only do group work with boys. Pins boys down on recess and kisses them on the lips.

Woohoo!

Where have all of the Beaver Cleaver's gone?

All I have to say is since when do 12-year-olds think it is OK to have oral sex in the middle of the elementary school courtyard, on a picnic table, during the middle of the school day?

The 12-year-old girl's reply: "It was just oral!"

WHAT? Where am I working???