So, we've had a little problem the past few days at my elementary school. You see, the custodian has been coming to us in the front office and letting us know that there have been some unacceptable behaviors occurring in the bathroom. What might these be you ask? Well...
It started out with a few turds in the corner of the boys bathroom on the floor. Upon closer inspection, it was determined that these turds were not from an animal, but from a human--most likely, a young boy. We were on alert!
The case continued. From here, the turds in the corner on the floor turned into poop in the urinals. I'm sorry, but I don't even wanna know how this was accomplished. By this point, we had an idea of who the culprit may be. We were tracking bathroom usage by requiring passes that must be signed out to track who was going and at what time. Would it be the boy we suspected?
Finally a day later, the climax...upon entering into the bathroom, the sight of feces smeared on the wall, with the letter D in it. D was the first letter of the boy we suspected.
Wait...it gets better...upon bringing in D's mom to discuss his actions, we told the mom that her son was smearing feces on the wall of the bathroom and writing things in it. Her response? Her 1st response? The first thing she had to say after being told that her son was smearing poop on the walls and writing in it? She asked, "What did he write?"
Riiiiight. Of course. That would be my first response. What a concerned mother.
